Brody the Puppet | @BackRowBrody
It never fails. There I am on Sunday morning, enjoying the sermon like I always do (gotta love that Kevin Welborn!), when all of a sudden, a scream so high-pitched Matt Coker's glasses shatter hits my ears and doesn't let up for what feels like 17 months.
Church babies. They are the worst.
So, a couple years ago, I decided to confront one particular baby who was giving me active grief week after week. Here is how that interview went:
Brody the Puppet is a puppet. Named Brody. He's been fired from the Church's Puppet Ministry and has been banned from Children's Church. He takes no guff and pulls no punches. He thinks Elmo is a straight up punk. He is also infrequently on Twitter. Currently, you can contact him at @BackRowBrody.